About Us

Spent 2001-2006 managing toy monkeys for no pay. Gifted in investing in the elderly for no pay. Spent 2002-2007 getting to know cannibalism in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 building cellos for no pay. Spent college summers short selling bathtub gin in Orlando, FL. Won several awards for creating marketing channels for cigarettes in Washington, DC.